Attention Ape Descendants !!!
Can you spot the MISSING LINK ?
This is Mars calling ...
Prepare to
Vacate
the
Premises
because ...
the Martians are Coming !
Calling Planet Earth ...
Our respect for
inferior lifeforms
requires us to post this
warning
on your primitive digital planetary "communication" network.
We're looking for a place to
hang
during the long Martian winter ...
a place a bit closer to the
sun.
Your planet will do nicely.
We thought about keeping you around as pets, but we're a bit worried about the upkeep.
Look at the awful
mess
you've made of your planet already !
Sorry, but it's only
evolution.
You did it to the
passenger pidgeon.
Now it's
your
turn.
( At least we're giving you a chance to find
another planet.
That's more than
you
ever did for the
Wisconsin cougar
! )
There really isn't any point in
whining
because there is
absolutely nothing
you can do about it.
So stop
whimpering
, pack your bags, and prepare to hit the
interplanetary road
!
( Good luck. And
don't forget your towel
! )
MARS ®
Planet 4, Sol
Milky Way Galaxy
ru31337
@^&&*&%#$
Complain to our Homo Sapien
lackey stooge
(if you must):
tony@dwave.net
.
Don't bother us ! We're busy preparing an
INVASION
!
Earthlings possibly spared from
total annihilation.
Offer void in
Sector R
!
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